Last night.

Dec. 5th, 2006 02:34 pm
mamadeb: Writing MamaDeb (Default)
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Last night, I walked into the little pharmacy about a block away from my office. I needed new scrunchies for my hair, and if I ever want to wear my new boots without socks, I need insoles. What I found was less than satisfactory, but it's a neat little pharmacy - one of those with a huge and varied inventory in a tiny space. For example, they have the entire selection of Burt's Bees products, next to shelves full of beautiful soaps - bars of several sizes, and neat shapes, in rich scents and colors. The sort of soaps you'd arrange in a basket as a gift (and, hey, I wonder if my mother-in-law would like that for a Chanukah present?)

So, I wandered around for awhile, and thought about superduper floss and fancy toothpastes and maybe getting the insoles anyway, even though I think socks are the way to go right now. You know, just...being there, I guess. And then I went to the Burt's Bees display - again, not so much a Display as just shelves - and tried out hand cremes just to do. And as I was deciding that I like the almond one better than the banana one, but wasn't going to get either, a woman walks up to the counter.

"Hi. Is your notary in?"

"I'm sorry. He's out right now."

Well, I've had fantasies about this, you know? And I was needed and, anyway, who could pass this up? "I'm a notary!"

"Do you have your stamp with you?"

"Yes." I do - I share my desk, so it lives in my purse.

She was laughing, I was laughing - it's a rather cool thing. "It is I, Notary Woman!" We ended up using a cardboard display of glycerin soaps as a makeshift desk, and there was some trouble getting my stamp to imprint properly, but we finally managed it, and she gave me $2 even though I offered to waive the fee.

And when I bought my ponytailt things, I told the lady at the counter where I worked because I know how it feels to disappoint people and notaries are thin on the ground here.

And while I was writing this post? Three people walked in a row walked in needing a notary, and were directed here by the pharmacy clerk. Since one person needed four stamps, I just earned $12.

Go, Notary Woman!

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Date: 2006-12-05 07:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mabfan.livejournal.com
Notary Woman! Able to notarize vital documents with a single stamp!

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Date: 2006-12-05 07:57 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] sistermagpie.livejournal.com
Totally without irony: that is so awesome! I would fantasize about that sort of thing too, if I were a notary!

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Date: 2006-12-05 08:01 pm (UTC)
ariestess: (Default)
From: [personal profile] ariestess
Oh that's kewl!

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Date: 2006-12-05 08:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] llennhoff.livejournal.com
Usually these stories end with ... and so I quit my day job and went on to build an empire of roving notaries that is the largest certifying authority in the continental United States.

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Date: 2006-12-05 08:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mabfan.livejournal.com
It also occurs to me that you need a theme song.

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Date: 2006-12-05 08:26 pm (UTC)
ext_2233: Writing MamaDeb (Default)
From: [identity profile] mamadeb.livejournal.com
Nah. Just a musical sting, such as "Bom ba BOM!" would do for me.

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Date: 2006-12-05 09:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ginamariewade.livejournal.com
You're a superhero - dashing around New York in a leotard - a nice, modest leotard, with a skirt - and a giant Notary stamper, saving the bureaucracy from questionable identities!

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Date: 2006-12-05 10:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] malkaesther.livejournal.com
I love it. Notary woman to the rescue.

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Date: 2006-12-05 10:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chvickers.livejournal.com
Good grief, I have Commissioner for Oaths fantasies about that!

- How much do you charge to notarize a document? Here the going rate is $20 for commissioning and $35 for notarization (since notaries are generally lawyers, mayors, etc. and most documents just have to be commissioned).

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Date: 2006-12-06 12:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kadymae.livejournal.com
I'm not a notary, but the going rate in LV is about $5 per stamp.

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At the U there are several people on campus whose jobs require them to be notaries. I haven't paid for a stamp for years.

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Date: 2006-12-06 03:25 am (UTC)
ext_2233: Writing MamaDeb (Default)
From: [identity profile] mamadeb.livejournal.com
My goodness.

$2/signature. In New York State, I can't legally charge more.

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Date: 2006-12-06 04:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chvickers.livejournal.com
I'm wondering if "notarizing" means something different here than it does in New York. Here, notarizing (or more commonly commissioning) is when someone swears an affidavit or a declaration in front of you, and includes completing the jurat and any affidavits.

Generally people don't need things notarized except in rare cases - when transferring real property, when preparing filings for court cases, and the like. I've needed the services of another commissioner twice in 42 years.

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Date: 2006-12-05 11:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kadymae.livejournal.com
See I'm having visions of you in cape and domino mask and your emblem is a big ole notary seal across your chest.

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Date: 2006-12-06 12:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] penmage.livejournal.com
Awesome! Like in a story!

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Date: 2006-12-06 03:07 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] vass
"It is I, Notary Woman!"

This made me smile a lot.

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