American Idol
Mar. 29th, 2006 02:38 pmThing to say upfront - I'm sort of tone-deaf. This means I can't differentiate between similar notes unless they're played one right after the other, and often not even then, and I cannot reproduce them.
However, I can tell if someone is grossly off. It has to be bad, but if it is, I can tell.
It also means that for me to enjoy a song, I have to know or hear the words.
I still like it if someone rocks.
So, last night was dreadful for me. First of all, I knew exactly one of the songs. And that one was "Drops of Jupiter." Which, yeah, is stfnal enough for me to appreciate, but Ace wasn't great. He was pretty. He does pretty very well, but pretty shouldn't be enough.
Then - things got confusing. Because I didn't know the songs, and often not the singers, I had no basis for comparison, and a performance I liked would be called "bad" or "karaoke" by the only judges I could stand to listen to. And a performance I heard as *awful* - screechy and loud and off-tune - was called "the best so far" and "almost like [the original singer]."
Yeah. Katharine. I'm not familiar with the song, but I have heard Cristina sing other songs and she's not screechy (I'll never forget her a capella performance on SNL - just her, no music (well, yeah), no back-up singers. No tricks. Just pure voice. I couldn't help thinking, "Take that, Britney.") This was unbearable.
But I am tone-deaf and the judges are not.
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Date: 2006-03-29 07:53 pm (UTC)I miss the 50s. The fifties are better for shows like this, and, yes... you can hear the damned words. I dislike a lot of alternative rock for that exact reason. And when I do understand the words, I'm not sure I want to.
Katherine isn't bad, but I don't understand the petting she's gotten since she showed up at auditions. Last night, she was certainly no better than anyone else. And the front of her outfit was too close to her skin tone for that lighting. She looked bad, too.
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Date: 2006-03-29 09:01 pm (UTC)And if they didn't rock, they had melody. Okay, not all of them, but my goodness. These were all boring.
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Date: 2006-03-29 10:28 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-03-30 02:57 am (UTC)And apparently, the voters agreed about Katharine.
My opinions, not that you asked for them... ;-)
Date: 2006-03-29 10:52 pm (UTC)Re: My opinions, not that you asked for them... ;-)
Date: 2006-03-30 03:01 am (UTC)I can't tell sharp from flat unles it's egregious, so I find this all fascinating. I love Mandisa usually, and I think her sermon could have been worse - she could have been lecturing us to find Yoshke. I like gospel rhythms, so that was okay.
And I so agree with you about Paris. I like teenagers to be teenagers, not oversexed...well. You know.
Elliot's a landsmen. :) Also, he's a fellow diabetic. And, oh, yes. He can sing.