This is utterly and completely *brilliant*

[mamadeb]

God Hates Shrimp

Comments

[ginamariewade.livejournal.com]

Yabbut, even though you follow all the rules to the best of your ability, I doubt seriously you've ever picketed the funeral of someone whose observance you disapproved of.

That's the part that slays me.

[mamadeb.livejournal.com]

I always assume that there's a special place in his own hell waiting for him.

You're supposed to comfort mourners.

[brak666.livejournal.com]

Oh, definitely yes. When I first heard about that, I was just so horrified. It's a shameful thing, and not Christian at all.

[mamadeb.livejournal.com]

Your father must have been incensed.