I have two cups of coffee

[mamadeb]

*Two*.

I got to work early enough that I could stop in a local coffeehouse and get a small cup.

And my employer just presented me with a medium cup. So there are two cups of coffee on my desk.

And jonbaker, wonderful husband that he is, made me coffee before work, too.

I think I may ignore the gift of my employer. Or I'll be climbing the walls.

Comments

[zsero.livejournal.com]

That takes me back 25 years or so. One of my friends, who was into prank calls, described one that involved calling the operator and complaining that you had sent a cup of coffee to your mother, and she hadn't received it. On further inquiry, you explain that you called your mother, then poured the coffee into the mouthpiece on your end, and your mother held the earpiece over her cup, but nothing came out. And when the operator makes confused noises and starts trying to explain basic physics, say "but it worked fine yesterday!"