Trollings

[mamadeb]

I found bad fic!



http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1707085

Harry hears murderous voices in his head, which make him do murderous things... who will he kill, and what will happen to him? Spur of the moment story made at 2:30 am so its probly crap. read anyhow. please.

She's totally right. But it's short.

http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1686272

There's something not-quite-right about Harry beneath the surface. Ron is not as stupid as he looks. I spend most of my time talking to a blue tea cup decorated with cats. Oh, and Draco Malfoy is currently shackled in our basement. [edited]

Hermione also has chocolate hair.

Comments

[norabombay.livejournal.com]

What is it with fic and people locked in basements?

I mean doesn't building management ever look into that sort of thing?

[leela-cat.livejournal.com]

The descriptions are wonderful. Somehow I they made me smile without leaving behind any desire whatsoever to actually read the stories.

Wonderful!

[kiltslave.livejournal.com]

I spend most of my time talking to a blue tea cup decorated with cats.

You know...I think they have medication for that now...

If I had more time I would read them! (mmm, HP badfic is so much easier to stomach than dS badfic[and there is so much more of it...])

[sweetbriar.livejournal.com]

Do you ever have the urge to MST something, just because it is really bad?

[naomichana.livejournal.com]

I spend most of my time talking to a blue tea cup decorated with cats. Oh, and Draco Malfoy is currently shackled in our basement.

No, see, this is alarmingly close to OotP canon -- if it's the Very Secret Diary of Dolores Umbridge.