Cookies Torture

[mamadeb]

One of our subcontracters sent over a tray piled high with Italian cookies. It's sitting right next to my desk and looks and smells *delicious.*

And they're full of sugar and not kosher, so doubly forbidden.

Comments

[ginamariewade.livejournal.com]

Just tell yourself 'I bet they were made with mealy flour. I bet they have worms all in them.'

[mamadeb.livejournal.com]

Lard. Lard and poison.

That's what I'm telling myself.

[krings-keep.livejournal.com]

oh dear,

Here... A large plate of Kosher Hamentashen

Hope this helps.

Katheryne

[chaos-wrangler.livejournal.com]

Oddly enough, as long as I know that X is not kosher I have a lot less trouble resisting it, even if it smells and looks great. On the other hand, if X is kosher... one of the parents brought a big box of store-bought kosher cookies to parent conferences day, and I had a hard time not eating more than my share (especially since it sat on my desk all day).

[magid.livejournal.com]

Same with me. I think I eat too much of whatever-kosher-things wander into the office to 'make up for' the things I don't eat the rest of the time. Which is very very stupid, of course.

[chrysantza.livejournal.com]

That's how Voldemort tortures his enemies, you know...he wafts delicious cookie smells under their noses and doesn't allow them to eat one single bite...

[azurelunatic]

Oooh.

(And, for your daily dose of slightly surreal humor, on my friends page, this post is directly above a slashdot article: "The Dangers of Improper Cookie Use."

[hannahsarah.livejournal.com]

Simple rule. Just remember that non kosher = rat poison.

:-D

[mamadeb.livejournal.com]

There's still the sugar thing. I am taking diabetes meds.

(And minor point - hamentaschen are specific for Purim. I know they're sold all year round, but that's Wrong. The pastry for Chanukah are sufganiyot, or Israeli jelly donuts. Which I don't especially like because there's too low a jelly/donut ratio for someone brought up on American donuts. Which is why many people just head for the nearest kosher Dunkin Donuts instead.)

[mamadeb.livejournal.com]

I know.

I brought in three boxes of gelt today. Because my boss loves chocolate and I found not only milk chocolate and dark chocolate gelt, but WHITE chocolate as well, and couldn't resist.

They're out of reach of my desk.

[mamadeb.livejournal.com]

He is up on his Greek myths, isn't he?

[mamadeb.livejournal.com]

*giggle*

[mamadeb.livejournal.com]

Delicious smelling rat poison covered in pine nuts or chocolate...

[mamadeb.livejournal.com]

But very human.

Offers gelt.

[magid.livejournal.com]

*accepts gelt*

It's my first gelt of the season! :-)

[hannahsarah.livejournal.com]

The better to poison the rats with, my dear!