A Visit from Hedwig
Sep. 9th, 2003 10:08 amThe owl, I mean. And she didn't bring a letter from Hogwarts, either.
About 2:30AM, we woke up because we heard something in our bedroom - things were falling. At first Jonathan thought the ceiling was falling, but no. It was some huge bird.
He turned on the light, and I promptly acted like a 21st century woman. Not. I hid under my sheet and pillows, I did. I could hear the bird flying around the room and hitting the walls (okay, it wasn't Hedwig. Too stupid.) as Jonathan tried to shoo her to the window. Which was, at that point, pretty much closed. We think she came in through a gap at the side of the air conditioner.
Eventually, he removed the a/c completely, and then the screen and opened the window wide, and took a mop handle we keep there for opening and closing high windows, and after many exhortations ("Out the window, Bird. Come on, Bird. Out the window." Crash against the wall. "Come on, Bird."), she left.
Only after she leaves does he tell me it was a snowy owl. And he was terrified. Which is only natural when a very large and equally terrified bird of prey, complete with sharp beak and talons, invades your bedroom. However, she was also apparently very beautiful and I deeply regret my cowardice.
Took him many hugs, and a shot of whisky and hours of playing "Snood" to calm enough to sleep. He's working at home today, we think, and I'm in a daze.
About 2:30AM, we woke up because we heard something in our bedroom - things were falling. At first Jonathan thought the ceiling was falling, but no. It was some huge bird.
He turned on the light, and I promptly acted like a 21st century woman. Not. I hid under my sheet and pillows, I did. I could hear the bird flying around the room and hitting the walls (okay, it wasn't Hedwig. Too stupid.) as Jonathan tried to shoo her to the window. Which was, at that point, pretty much closed. We think she came in through a gap at the side of the air conditioner.
Eventually, he removed the a/c completely, and then the screen and opened the window wide, and took a mop handle we keep there for opening and closing high windows, and after many exhortations ("Out the window, Bird. Come on, Bird. Out the window." Crash against the wall. "Come on, Bird."), she left.
Only after she leaves does he tell me it was a snowy owl. And he was terrified. Which is only natural when a very large and equally terrified bird of prey, complete with sharp beak and talons, invades your bedroom. However, she was also apparently very beautiful and I deeply regret my cowardice.
Took him many hugs, and a shot of whisky and hours of playing "Snood" to calm enough to sleep. He's working at home today, we think, and I'm in a daze.
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Date: 2003-09-09 07:31 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-09-09 07:37 am (UTC)A bird got into our screened-in porch (with slight gaps where the dog decided she doesn't *want* screens) and despite having found its way *in*, it took two hours for it to find its way *out* - and that was even after I propped open the back door wide.
The expression 'bird brain' had to come from somewhere, I suppose. :)
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Date: 2003-09-09 07:52 am (UTC)Not thinking about portents.
And, yeah. I didn't get to see her! Darn! If only he'd said "owl" once.
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Date: 2003-09-09 07:53 am (UTC)But the crashes against the walls was...special.
And yes, "almost-cool" covers it.
it was probably a barn owl, not a snowy
Date: 2003-09-09 08:13 am (UTC)Either way, I envy J extremely & wish you hadn't hidden under the covers.
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Date: 2003-09-09 08:14 am (UTC)If you didn't look...
Date: 2003-09-09 08:21 am (UTC)Meercat
Re: If you didn't look...
Date: 2003-09-09 08:34 am (UTC)But I admit. I have been wondering...
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Date: 2003-09-09 08:40 am (UTC)by the by, on an HP note - can you recall if Snape ever mocked the Weasleys for being poor?
Re: If you didn't look...
Date: 2003-09-09 08:45 am (UTC)Re: it was probably a barn owl, not a snowy
Date: 2003-09-09 08:54 am (UTC)I don't think Jonathan actually *appreciated* it. More...
Anyway, it had dark eyes, and he concurs. It was a barn owl.
So. Not Hedwig.
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Date: 2003-09-09 08:56 am (UTC)Snape doesn't seem to mock his students' families. Just the students themselves.
So. I don't recall him mocking the Weasleys for being poor. And given OotP, he wouldn't.
Re: If you didn't look...
Date: 2003-09-09 08:56 am (UTC)Not that that precludes mail - just probably not from Harry.
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Date: 2003-09-09 08:57 am (UTC)But, in retrospect, way cool!
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Date: 2003-09-09 10:30 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2003-09-09 11:14 am (UTC)Also, he doesn't seem to do...general insults. Malfoys pere and fils do - familial things, like red hair and poverty - but Snape seems to confine himself entirely to individual characteristics.
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Date: 2003-09-09 11:38 pm (UTC)And noisey.